Toast

I ate toast for the first time today. Mum stupidly put it on a plate in front of me. So.....

I tipped the plate upside down... and looked smuggly at mum.


Then I chucked the plate on the ground... and looked really smuggly at mum.


Then I just kicked back Al Bundie style and analysed the only piece of toast i had left...


Then i chucked that piece and demanded yoghurt... what was my mum thinking?


Mum was very hungover and didn't find this at all amusing.